<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32428602</id><updated>2011-04-21T13:38:45.347-07:00</updated><title type='text'>The Heat Can Melt Your Brain</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://azbrainmelt.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/32428602/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://azbrainmelt.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Jeffrey Cross</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00257634651034496979</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3543/1077/1600/weirdpic.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>2</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32428602.post-115992661006932983</id><published>2006-10-03T18:42:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-10-03T18:50:10.083-07:00</updated><title type='text'>My sister, the murderer</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3543/1077/1600/field-mouse.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3543/1077/400/field-mouse.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;That's a field mouse, similar to the one I found crawling on my office bookshelf at 3am last night. I'd known there was some creature in the building, cause I always hear it scurrying about after 2am. I was so excited to finally see the little guy that I had to tell my sister. "I have a pet field mouse living in my office", I texted to her. She was asleep, so I didn't receive a reply...until today. When I got to the office building, I learned that mouse traps had been placed throughout the facility, including one in my office, to kill the little guy. MANDY! I texted her, "Did you snitch?" Mandy: "Sort of."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;FYI, don't ever tell Mandy if you get a new pet...she'll put a bounty on its head.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/32428602-115992661006932983?l=azbrainmelt.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://azbrainmelt.blogspot.com/feeds/115992661006932983/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=32428602&amp;postID=115992661006932983' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/32428602/posts/default/115992661006932983'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/32428602/posts/default/115992661006932983'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://azbrainmelt.blogspot.com/2006/10/my-sister-murderer.html' title='My sister, the murderer'/><author><name>Jeffrey Cross</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00257634651034496979</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3543/1077/1600/weirdpic.jpg'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32428602.post-115508791052738315</id><published>2006-08-08T18:38:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-08-08T18:45:10.536-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Fresh Start</title><content type='html'>I deleted my whole blog today. I probably am going to retire "The Heat Can Melt Your Brain" because I won't have much time to post, and I don't want to keep my readers in suspense. It was kinda sad deleting my blog...you know, in the same way that it's sad to give old belongings to Goodwill or throw them away. Anyway, thanks for playing. It's been a good run.&lt;br /&gt;-JC&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Things that are now requiring my time:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.middlefloor.com/" title="Phoenix Web Design"&gt;MiddleFloor Media&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.21stchurch.com/" title="21st Church Enterprises"&gt;21st Church Enterprises&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/32428602-115508791052738315?l=azbrainmelt.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://azbrainmelt.blogspot.com/feeds/115508791052738315/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=32428602&amp;postID=115508791052738315' title='7 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/32428602/posts/default/115508791052738315'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/32428602/posts/default/115508791052738315'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://azbrainmelt.blogspot.com/2006/08/fresh-start.html' title='Fresh Start'/><author><name>Jeffrey Cross</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00257634651034496979</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3543/1077/1600/weirdpic.jpg'/></author><thr:total>7</thr:total></entry></feed>
